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[aibolition]

N/A
UN: USERNAMEHERE

STATUS: Student, starting Grade 11

ACCOLADES: Straight A student. Once ripped a guy's arm off.

BIO: Fluent in Japanese, learning English. If all those juicy details didn't satisfy you you're about to be sorely disappointed.

© TESSISAMESS

Comments

un: babyshark

[badinfluenza]

hey you
if someone asks if you're my big brother, yes and also you're a metaphorical dragon
thanks~! ♥ ♥

[aibolition]

1. How serious are we talking? "I definitely knew you in your screwed up childhood" level or absolutely screwing with whoever's asking for the laughs.
2. You know this isn't my only form right? I could probably pull off a non-metaphorical dragon.

[badinfluenza]

well we're not going ahead and calling my childhood screwed up but basically yeah
I'm the little sister you didn't know you wanted and you definitely deserved for the purposes of some dork thinks he saw a vision of me or something
it's a workable cover story for me anyway
hello aniki~

can I get rides???

[aibolition]

Of all the names you could pick, you pick that one, why am I not surprised? But yeah, you're completely nuts and that follows for sort of person I'd be cursed with as family, even if "deserve" is a bit harsh.
You're not going to keep calling me that even when we're alone, are you?

No.

[badinfluenza]

well you don't strike me as a niisan
and who knows! maybe I have another brother even older than you

boo you suck aniki

[does that answer your question]

[aibolition]

Shows what you know. I might actually happen to be someone's brother. Whereas you wouldn't need me as an excuse if you had one.

And if that's where we're at already then I'm playing my part right.

[Wow, he hates it!]

[badinfluenza]

haha okay

anyway it's simpler than the other names I started making up for you
but I guess you should have one if someone asks
they're stupid enough they should fall for whatever resemblance we point out but if I don't have something else to call you by it's sort of a problem
why don't you sit back and listen to some of my thoughts on it?

[aibolition]

[He doesn't elaborate that it's actually the case. They were barely his family now. Even if he counted, he'd be all but disowned anyway.]

I'm not taking a name. That part's not up for discussion. Use aniki since you're going to anyway.

I'm already sitting and listening.

[badinfluenza]

[Likewise, she'd rather not elaborate on how there were possible survivors out of designs A-P, the flesh golem children that came before her.]

I don't mean taking a name sheesh
I mean using one when it's convenient to!!
what if I'm asked what my big bro's name is huh?

I was really fond of "noah fence" before we were supposed to be family

[aibolition]

We could always go the psychotic parents route. Boo hoo, what sadists, didn't even give this kid a name. Or, you've always used aniki and if you use my name I make you eat soap or something stupid like that.

Wouldn't work, I always mean every offence. :)

[badinfluenza]

there's worse things to eat than soap you know

sue de nomme?
jeanne deux?
yamada taro?
aiden abette?
vincent wordsworth?
then again I've gotten used to being a wiltshire

[aibolition]

I'm willing to leave you the creative liberty in that one respect.

But not the name. Even if I take one that's fake, people are going to use it. Telling someone I don't have one and that other isn't real is just going to lead them to use the other one like it is real. It's just not happening. I have my reasons.

[badinfluenza]

so stubborn
take it from me, kid
you'll never make it in this world if you can't bend the truth sometimes to give the people what they want

[aibolition]

You're not the first little old lady to try and play the kid card. You won't be the first one I say can shove it either.

[So he was Ichigo at the time, he still stands by it.]

I can bend the truth just fine. But when I swear to something, that's that. Tough shit for you and your story.

[badinfluenza]

calling me old?
I'm going to bake you some cookies
the special ingredient is chlorine tablets

fine fine
so mommy dearest wanted a daughter and they never bothered to name their son
far as I know it's close to the truth anyway
happy?
and for the record I'm 15

[aibolition]

HAH!
Dare you to try one first.

Yes. I'm thrilled.
You sure you want to go with 15 though? You might pass better as 12.

[Now he's being a jerk on purpose.]

[badinfluenza]

promise you'll eat one too if I do~?
no matter what?

so you're that familiar with pubescent girls? scum

[aibolition]

I'm not promising anything to you.

And don't be disgusting.

[badinfluenza]

you seem to think dares are effective
what if I dare you to eat the second cookie?

here I thought siscon were getting popular in media these days

[aibolition]

It was worth a shot.

Don't make me throw up, I'll make sure it's in your shoes. Guys who are into that deserve to gargle on their own blood.

[badinfluenza]

I'll be sure to send any creeps your way
aniki~

[aibolition]

Your generosity overwhelms me.

[badinfluenza]

pay me back with a dragon ride

[aibolition]

Invoking payment means it's no longer generosity.

[badinfluenza]

so?