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[aibolition]

N/A
UN: USERNAMEHERE

STATUS: Student, starting Grade 11

ACCOLADES: Straight A student. Once ripped a guy's arm off.

BIO: Fluent in Japanese, learning English. If all those juicy details didn't satisfy you you're about to be sorely disappointed.

© TESSISAMESS

Comments

There's so many ways to answer that but mostly Despair

[aibolition]

Mmm, I don't know, sounds like a bad gig
I've got to perform for you and I don't even know if I'm getting paid?
In the time I pull myself back together, I probably could make three batches of rice
Besides, jumping off buildings used to be one of the single fun things I could do, it's not even exciting anymore

[badinfluenza]

cmon bro I'll pour one out for you bro just do it bro

[aibolition]

you're not my bro, bro

[badinfluenza]

well duh bro I'm a sis

[aibolition]

You're a pain in the ass is what you are

[badinfluenza]

okay so a pita

pi·ta
/ˈpēdə/
noun
flat hollow unleavened bread that can be split open to hold a filling.

hm
maybe so

[aibolition]

[Flat hollow bread... he sees what you did there.]

Scientifically impossible. The height I'd have to jump to become perfectly flat is enormous and still might only work with something falling on me. Would be one hell of a splash zone though.

[badinfluenza]

ugh you've got no imagination
but I appreciate your desire for perfection

[aibolition]

My ability to heal isn't flawless. Shattering my skull to become a pancake is just another way of giving you a show for free.
But you're wrong there. I'm imagining the disappointment on your face quite easily.

blood in icon

[badinfluenza]

it's sad you think I care that much

[And yet...]

don't thoughtlessly say that kind of thing idiot
you want to get killed? there are no friends here

more blood

[aibolition]

What, you think I'd actually let anyone close enough to do something like that to me?
As if you need to tell me
I'm well aware of how the world is, nevermind just here
But I hope they try
I want the excuse to crush them

[badinfluenza]

whatever
better pray the snipers go for me first to give you enough warning

[aibolition]

How sweet, making the noble sacrifice for me.

[badinfluenza]

who said I was offering???

[aibolition]

Who said you get a choice?

But seriously, it's good to know not even you would try to nauseate me that much.